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NOTE: As this coffee is a recent addition to our lineup, it may not be roasted and shipped on the same day like the majority of our coffees are. (we need to have a larger amount of orders to make that possible).  However, we will do our best to ensure that your coffee remains as fresh as possible.

Coffee Stronger than Your Toddler

Introducing the coffee that's stronger than your toddler - a full-bodied roast that will give you extra fuel when the little one is running circles around you! Premium Arabica beans from across the globe are roasted to perfection and blended to offer a smooth, full-bodied taste with notes of dark chocolate, nuts, and a hint of smoky undertones.. So say goodbye to weak coffee and hello to the bold, unyielding power of a brew that can handle anything your toddler throws at you (figuratively speaking, of course).

🔅 Medium-dark roast coffee

🔅 Cupping Notes: cocoa - nuts - smoky undertones

🔅 Low Acid

🔅 100% Arabica beans

🔅 Organically Grown

🔅 16 oz. (full traditional pound!)

🔅 5 lb. option (save $1 per pound)

              Customer Reviews

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              Paul Dickinson
              Best coffee anywhere

              I love a good dark roast and Dad Joke Fuel is the best I’ve found in 30 years of trying online and at coffee shops. Rich, smooth, real coffee and no bitterness. Keep up the good work!

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              Rebecca Gingerich
              Toddlerproof

              We absolutely love your coffee brand. The beans are always fresh and perfectly roasted. Our favorite is toddlerproof,we love the chocolate and smokey undertones. We've tried other flavors to and they are all very tasty! Thank also for the promptness in responding to the orders.

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              Paul Dickinson
              The Best

              I’ve been trying coffee for decades and found some good ones, but this is the best so far. All your beans are high quality and very tasty but Toddler proof is my favorite. I use it to make espresso and it comes out smooth and rich and a flavor like the best dark roast and nutty goodness. Wish I could describe it better. It’s delicious.

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              Rhonda
              Smoothest cup ever

              Delicious and smooth, way too good to stop with just one cup

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              Laurette Hesselink
              Great coffee

              The white chocolate raspberry flavored coffee is sooo good! I also liked the stronger flavored toddlerproof coffee. I do not have a toddler but as a mama in a different season of life, a senior citizen still working a 40 hr work week, I enjoy my coffee every morning. I brew one cup at a time using my Keurig coffee maker and my personal K cup, which allows me to use my own coffee vs a K cup pod.

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